December 2009
30 posts
“There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech:...”
– Winston Churchill
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Dec 21st
Good talking to ole Kleiner again.
James Heffernan: theres a guy who calsl himself the situation
James Heffernan: but he also calls his abs the situation
Ben Klein: hahahahahahaha
James Heffernan: and he likes to pull up his shirt to show people the situation
Ben Klein: hahahahaha
Ben Klein: did he get that trick from me?
James Heffernan: you may have come up with it separately, but it seems like it
(moments later)
James Heffernan: not sure why i even had to ask
Ben Klein: jewish babies jewish babies jewish babies
Ben Klein: thats what its all about
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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You know how, in any spoof of something super-hero...
That basically describes how I took my Stats exam.
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to be fair to Tiger, he didn't expect everyone to...
Dec 12th
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“he enrolled in the Harvard College class of 1885, where he was a member of Delta...”
– William Randolph Hearst - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia …wait, what?
Dec 11th
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Arad
benklein: We have spent 4 nights in arad so far.  The weather is suprising, I didn’t think it got this cold in the desert.  I rode my bike to pick up some pita from one of the two local bakeries in the town center.  Yesterday, I walked almost two miles with my friend Ori to this lookout point.  There is a massive sculpture built in ‘68 that sits at the top of a cliff right behind an abandoned...
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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"I had an affair with Tiger Woods" is the new "I'm...
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
BREAKING NEWS:
TIGER WOODS ADMITS TO RUNNING OVER OWN PUBLIC IMAGE IN BETWEEN FIRE HYDRANT AND TREE.
Dec 8th
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“Seagal Enterprises markets an energy drink known as Steven Seagal’s...”
– Steven Seagal - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Christmas Presents!!!! But not really mom. NOT REALLY.
Dec 8th
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James P Heffernan's Flavors.me →
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