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“He” suddenly appears, unannounced and out of nowhere, wearing a black dress shirt with a VU logo and dress slacks, a basic ensemble complimented with one accessory - a cheap cowboy hat that looks to have been spray-painted gold. He’s been standing in the hallway outside Hazel’s office waiting for a reaction.
“Yeah? What do you think?” Franklin asks. “You know how Dooley has the orange pants, right? Here’s our answer. I come out with this and we’re on SportsCenter no matter what. I can coach the whole game in this.”
SB Nation spent a week with our football coach a few weeks ago. He’s the coolest.